miércoles, 26 de enero de 2011

Also the number one make mistakes in Chile.


Cleverest “pana”.

" Pana" (in Latin America, this term is referred to the malfunctioning of any vehicle.)

I guess the Spanish Language Academy have accepted the word "pana", which derives from the French "panne", and has legitimized countless other linguistic errors that I, as a young, idealistic, and without realizing to be a little socialist, fought candidly to use or not use certain words bad spelled or strange to our language.

Because, you who are the readers: you can not deny, that to have an official dictionary tells us how we should talk, "is pure socialism, " it is a denial of freedom to express oneself as one chooses.

Anglo-Saxon peoples are not regulated by "Dictionary of Language"and so the English is essentially evolutionary, allowing the language,be a part of private enterprise that they respected so much.

Anyway, running out of gas, is universally known as "a fool's mistake" (moron “panne”),because you have to be too idiot to make a trip, not knowing how much gas is in the tank of the motorcycle, auto, plane or helicopter, especially if it is a vehicle that not only stops, but this fall, if the gas runs out ..

Now, when "a fool’s mistake"(moron panne) comes over the most intelligent of all(universally regarded as self-appointed), this is a problem. But he is a major one, because ... again and again! he has been caught in an unholy situation.

I, for years, especially when I saw the danger that he could be elected President of Chile, I repeated: "this man is always caught. However, I was not very rigorous, because there are too many times that: this gentleman has not been caught, "and I guess... there are things that he will never be caught.

But this time, the number one landed his helicopter on a secondary road, for lack of gas, and had to call police emergency to send another helicopter, which provided gas (taxpayers expect, the number one return the amount of value of gas).

So what did he say? He denied that he had run out of gas, and said he had landed there on a scheduled refueling.

Then it is obvious to assume that he made the calls of rigor, so that way no one could know the truth: "the most intelligent of all had made the mistake of running out of gas"

But in these days, there is always someone who is recording for history what is happening, especially when the news is of public interest, and this report was quickly brought to the media, so Megavisión ( Chilean Private Television ) in the news segment, showed the video that had been recorded, and what had happened.

Of course, an unusual landing on a rural road, of the person number one in Chile, it was not true that it was a "scheduled refueling, " as the pilot (President)assured. So small chance of landing was planned, that the number one did not even know where he was, and had to ask the locals people,who informed him that he was in a place called Baja Quilicura, whose population, according to him: gave a great show of sympathy. But in fact, people were amazed, and only took photos with the number one,very much agree with the situation that came from "heaven", and gave him delicious strawberries for his wife.

Assuming that the number one, must have all their own affairs under control, there was a channel that played the film and also a newspaper: "La Tercera" of Santiago, in the capitol of Chile, published the story as it should be, first page, and all the detail concerned.

Well, it was not the best thing that could happen to him, when his voice also was in many different radio stations, while promising, during the presidential campaign, in large letters, "a six-month postnatal”.

Now he says that his presidential program said otherwise, a postnatal only "six months " and "with the appropriate flexibility", but the vast majority of people do not read the agendas of candidates, and if they come to believe the promises Presidential candidates do on radio,television and newspapers, people should not assume that those promises, will go to coincide with the respective program.

Well, it's the same as ending the 7 percent discount to senior citizens.It came with very small writing. Or the promise made to the military unfairly punished, that... " for sure to be used all the laws in their favor”. But when it now appears that the Ministry of Interior is the most active to use sue them, in violation of those same laws, I say: they do not read very small writing .

Writing in large print, was different from writing very small. People voted according as the big letter said, but now that they can not withdraw their vote when they apply to you, according to the writing of very small print.

And so on. Now the big letter said that his helicopter went down for scheduled refueling, but the very small print reveals what happened...the fool’s mistake" (moron pannne) "

I hope that one day, "the letter writing very small, also harm him! "

Translation and free adaptation from the Blog of Hermogenes “La Pana” del Inteligente. 24/01/2011

By Carlos Toledolabarca
CarlosDomingoToledo is based in Logan, Utah, United States of America, and is Stringer for Allvoices

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